Projects (2003-Current) > Whatever happened to the Pentagon (restaurant)? (2007)

Synopsis: A narrator (referred to as “you” throughout the story) investigates the disappearance of the Pentagon, a neighborhood Greek restaurant, which the narrator suspects was a front for assassins working for the Chicago branch of the Defense Department's Pentagon. Includes internal musings on the Olive Garden, gurneys, thugs and the current proliferation of conspiracy theories.