But you love Hostess Fruit Pies, don't you?
2008
Narrative Synopsis: A Chicagoan (referred to as “you”) attempts to co-exist in a slummy apartment building alongside the following questionable individuals with hidden agendas: the friendly meth cook squatting in the basement utility room, the bank robber, the TV cop show enthusiast who loves Cagney & Lacey (I mean, really, who doesn't love broads with boobs?), and Abby, the effeminate, gossipy, 80-something year-old man living there for free in exchange for cleaning the common areas.
But the individual with the hidden agenda that you truly come to fear is your building's landlord, the unreachable Mr. Patanky. You've never seen him. You think he might have a mustache. And you're almost positive he's working behind the scenes on something so illegal... and so very wrong.
Narrative Synopsis: A Chicagoan (referred to as “you”) attempts to co-exist in a slummy apartment building alongside the following questionable individuals with hidden agendas: the friendly meth cook squatting in the basement utility room, the bank robber, the TV cop show enthusiast who loves Cagney & Lacey (I mean, really, who doesn't love broads with boobs?), and Abby, the effeminate, gossipy, 80-something year-old man living there for free in exchange for cleaning the common areas.
But the individual with the hidden agenda that you truly come to fear is your building's landlord, the unreachable Mr. Patanky. You've never seen him. You think he might have a mustache. And you're almost positive he's working behind the scenes on something so illegal... and so very wrong.
